Porn and Chips

So Fraggot came over... with a porn flick. I hate porn, and he only watches it for "fun". And he brought a bag of chips. Chips? Who eats chips whilst watching two guys getting down? Apparently frat boys. I never see him eat chips except when he's watching porn. I asked him why he eats chips while watching porn, and he looked at me like I was really stupid. He said its because activities that take place while watching porn, burn enough calories for it to be ok for him to eat the chips. Keep in mind we're both college educated people, and something about that just seems a little not exactly true to me. But I let him have his fun thinking that he was being a healthy porn watcher. He got upset because I left the room. I told him that watching porn was not a team activity, that he could finish things up just fine by himself. You see, I've never really liked porn, there is something just off-putting about it. I mean, I loved it when I was freshly gay. But then when you've been in a relationship, it just seems sad watching it. Because if you're watching it you're probably alone. Unless of course you are Fraggot (side note to anyone who might be offended by my using the phrase "Fraggot", but I've called him that since we first met, and he loves it, so let us have our little nicknames. Thanks :) ). Anyways, I'm reading right now, with the sound of banging bedposts in the background, and my crazy boyfriend making exagerated noises of pleasure to get me to go back out.

He's just not as interesting as school work tonight.